Hello AES, I am resident tight red T-shirt enthusiast, editor and journalist of the newsletter, and now host of the "somethingist" new gameshow called YEET! I'm here in kind of an AMA thing for the show, so if you have any questions about what happened during filming (that I can answer) or any specifics as to how the points and prizes work shoot them my way by either email, dm, discord, or right here and I'll do my best to answer them.
Hello everyone and welcome to our YEET! Episode 1 recap show. We'll have a list of the matches and who won each one. As well, we will do our best to contact our contestants to find out their feelings on their matches!
First we had the recap of the Canon Battle Royal; Camille St.John, Sean, El Sexy Dominicano, and "Edward Johnson" (in spite of what you may think, it was not me; Ryan Setzler) competed to win use of the canon on our lot. Our eventual winner, and close friend, El Sexy Dominicano pervailed scoring every winning moment in the final 4. However he was launched out of a cannon and aparently landed in Puerto Rico...
Next we had our 200 points exhibition match: RoZo The Giant took on Sean* in a losing effort. Though, we've learned that Sean had used his prior 200 points from the pilot to hire a stunt double. Thus, his current total remains the same.
Last we had our Lucky 7 Battle Royal: Ike the Spike, Camille St.John, Buster Wilde, Jax Biggs, El Dougle, Swamp Boy, and suprisingly El Sexy Dominicano competed for a grand total of 1,100 points. I understand the ending of this match might have confused some, but I will tell you from first hand experience, we legit forgot she was in the ring until a janitor called us. So since Camille was the last wrestler to leave the ring without being pinned or tapped out, she is the winner. I'd like to take this time to apologize on behalf of YEET! for forgeting you were in the ring, thankfully you got those major points in return!